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Delirium (di lir` iem) n. a condition of the mind, as during insanity, in which one is restless and keeps thinking and talking wildly.
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March 25, 2003

Goodbye Saddam

This parody is in honor of the Dixie Chicks who have recently put their Dixie feet in their Dixie mouths and bad mouthed the president. I know it's stupid but so am I {g}.

(to the Dixie Chicks Lyrics, "Goodbye Earl")

Georgie and his dad were a close knit pair
All throughout his drunken days.
Both supported the country club
Both fought against the USDA
When he grewed up, young Bushy went a lookin'
To avenge his daddy's name.
Bushy got elected to the big white house
and then he thought Saddam.

Well it wasn't a year
after September Eleventh
that Bushy got an idea.
He tried to play dumb and blame Bin Laden
and use America's fears.

He gathered up his cabinent and prepared his thoughts
Thought the UN wouldn't care.
They sent him on his way and he started packing
and said, "screw y'all over there."

Later on the man sent troops to Iraq
prepared to give their lives
He called his old man
and they talked of the plan
And his daddy swelled with pride
Saddam had to die
Goodbye Saddam

This isn't personal!
It's about being free, Saddam.
You look evil to me.
Why don't you walk down your street, Saddam?
A fair fight?
Ha, I'll get you tonight, Saddam.

The troops flew in to bomb Bagdhad
They hit the town with shock and awe
The UN was spilt
and peace rallies were held
and Bushy was thanked by his pa

Well the days went by and
the war kept a going
We didn't seem to have much "awe"
It turns out the war was a waste of time
That nobody wanted at all.

So the people united
Against those who fighted
Protests all over the world.
They painted bright signs
and had picket lines
but Bushy didn't care at all 'cause

Saddam had to die.
Goodbye Saddam!
Try to kill my dad?
I'll make you wish you never had, Saddam.
I'll take your oil
Can't let it spoil, Saddam.
Don't mess with a shrub.
You'll be killed by the Dub, Saddam! Hey!
Goodbye Saddam, Goodbye!

Posted by vixen at March 25, 2003 07:54 PM

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