March 23, 2003
Strange Search Results
Alright, we moved servers and one of the handy things the new server can tell me is the keywords people search for to get to this site. Well, I hate to tell you all this but you're freaking perverts! I'm going to share some rather choice ones for your viewing pleasure.
One person came here with the keywords, "is it ok that i get pissed when my boyfriend talks about sex?" To that visitor, yes it is. It's a woman's prerogative to be a tease or just a prude. I recommend mentioning that he does, in fact, have a hand and you do, in fact, have scissors and know about Loreena Bobbit's vasectomy techniques. He'll more than likely shut up. Hey, maybe he's one of the folks who searched for "masturbation" and got to this site. If so, leave her alone you sicko.
Many people came here looking for basic variations of boobs: vixen boobs, 12 year old boobs, boobs for ashcroft, pointed boobs, covered boobs, etc. To those people, the only boobs you'll find on this site are the figurative kind, of which you're one. Other examples include Bobby "Booby" Flay who also ranks high in our search list.
One visitor wanted to know, "You suck what ?" To him, don't you wish you knew? It'll take a better man than you to find out what I suck, but I can't speak for my cohorts. They may be willing to share.
For the hundreds of people who come here looking for pediatric porn, get a life. Get some help. At the very least make a donation to us, come on! We might not have the actual porn, but where else can you get a stern "fuck off" from a complete stranger? You gotta give us something for that.
Posted by vixen at March 23, 2003 07:53 PM
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