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Delirium (di lir` iem) n. a condition of the mind, as during insanity, in which one is restless and keeps thinking and talking wildly.
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February 03, 2001

A Call To Chickens

So, I was just informed by my collaborator that some dingus left a comment that our lovely site here was (and I quote) "gay". I've got a few words for you, my dear gutless wonder.

First off, you must have some issues with homosexuality. Are you just in the closet and are afraid of coming out? Or are you just some homophobic prick with nothing better to do than wax off to pictures of twelve year old pre-pubescent girls? You know, you should think twice about leaving a message like that when you're probably looking up lesbian porn right now. For something that must give you so much pleasure, you sure try to make it seem like an insult.

Second of all, how ballsy was it for you to not leave an email address? Do you often go to websites, harass people without leaving a name thinking "oh boy, I've got 'em now, and they don't know who I am because I'm too chicken to leave an email address!" Do you often troll newsgroups? Do you still live at home with your parents? Do you build women out of jello molds and pretend you're making out with them when your friends call? If you answered yes to any of these questions, disconnect from the internet this moment, and seek professional help. Hell, if you answered no, I still recommend disconnecting and getting help. Btw: Where is this astouding site of your's anyway? I'm intrigued by this new and wonderful addition to the internet which you have so whole-heartedly defended by calling our site "gay"...

Lastly, I really don't give a rat's flying arse that you have a website that is going to "beat" our's. Since when were having these sites part of a large competition? Last I looked, none of us called out to any other sites saying "nyah nyah, we rock, you suck, we're going to wipe the floor with your piddley sites." Have a little bit of maturity, geez. If you have a problem with our site, there are more adult ways of handling it, and just randomly commenting while using the vocabulary of a piece of redneck asparagus is just going to give us a good laugh more than anything. Get to the bottom of this unwarranted hatred, you may like yourself more in the end.

...and for my own personal Nugget of Wisdom to you, I say "One who insists upon seeking the negative attention of others is prone never getting laid."

Have a nice day :).

Posted by ladyx at February 3, 2001 01:55 AM

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Posted by: Yardsale at July 17, 2003 01:57 AM Posted by: Vix at July 17, 2003 01:56 AM