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Delirium (di lir` iem) n. a condition of the mind, as during insanity, in which one is restless and keeps thinking and talking wildly.
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June 01, 2001

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es friends, a battle of WWF proportion will soon be underway on TV. Iron Chef Morimoto will battle Bobby Flay and, hopefully, kick his scrawny Yankee ass. What in the world am I talking about? If you want to know more, read on!
I know I'm the only one who constantly watches Food Network (from time to time I switch the Tech TV) but even for those who aren't food fans, Iron Chef is the show. It's funny, always interesting and the food looks great (even if I wouldn't eat it).

The concept of the show is a rich food connoisseur, Chairman Kaga, spent his millions to build a kitchen stadium and then scoured the world for the best chefs he could find (his Iron Chefs). Every week he teams them up against a challenger. He picks some mysterious ingredient as a "theme" and both Chefs get an hour to make food. The food is then judged and a winner is chosen. The show originally aired in Japan and in Japanese. It's been off the air there for some time. However, we get to see the occasional special and the poorly dubbed reruns here in the states.

So, what does the winner get? Basically nothing, but it's good fun.

What if the Iron Chef loses? Is he beaten with a cane by a hoard of angry men?, but you seem a little to excited at that prospect. Calm down.

Is Kaga really a rich old guy who likes to eat? Yeah right. He's an actor. His name isn't even Kaga in real life (it's Katsuta Shigekatsu).

Is the show rigged? Probably, but who the heck cares? The WWF is rigged and it's popular. Leave the Iron Chefs alone.

Bobby Flay's show, Hot Off The Grill, on the other hand, is oftentimes boring and that bimbo he has on should be shot. Don't get me wrong, Flay is an ok guy, but he lacks the talent and luster the Iron Chef's have. FLAY IS GOING DOWN BABY...err...I'm not into this show at all...really. STOP staring at ME!

Ok, the real point of this entry is that my other main Food Network squeeze, Ming Tsai, feels the same way. This makes me like Ming even more than I did! Today, he had Iron Chef Morimoto on his show, East Meets West, and kept going on about Morimoto being his mentor and one of the best chefs he knows. Rock on Ming!

I've seen him diss Bobby Flay. Heck, Emeril Lagasse is often dissing Bobby Flay ("Don't let that Flay guy see me to this, he'll steal my fork a lemon trick"). When Emeril is dissing your cooking style, you know you're dong something wrong (I love Emeril too. He's just not really professional).

So, watch Food Network Sunday night for IC3 or else...or else you'll have no idea what I'm talking about and you'll just say, "hmm, I read some psycho food obsessed chick's blog today. My goodness, she was a freak!"

Posted by vixen at June 1, 2001 07:33 AM

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